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August 10, 2004
Geist Quotes
“Zachary Jedidiah, if you throw any more spaghetti on that man I’m going to have to consider threatening you with no sprinkles on your ice-cream sundae, and this time I think I mean it.”
“I have thought about exercise. Read about it. Watched it. Even considered it. Doctors recommend it, especially when they can’t think of anything else to say.”
“It’s one thing to have the Spanish-speaking guy at the McDonald’s drive-through window give you fries when you asked for Sprite; it’s quite another to have an Indian or Chinese doctor remove the wrong thing. ‘Remove “wart”? Thought you said “heart”. Thousand pardons.’”
“…she said in her best Zsa Zsa accent.”
---Bill Geist
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR:
DATE: 08/13/2004 06:13:16 PM
wha-a-a-t is that quoted from? sorry, not all of us are familiar with "geist".
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COMMENT:
AUTHOR: Shlomo
DATE: 08/15/2004 02:18:37 PM
Just click the link. It's a book.
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Posted by notepad at August 10, 2004 08:39 PM